Why do some women walk like their boobs are leading the way? They do not have eyeballs. You might be confused and think they do… but they don’t. Those are nipples. Pointing your breasticles towards your destination will not help you get there any faster. They are really pretty & great & I’m really happy you love them but please retire them as your GPS system. Boobs are cool but they are not THAT cool. I wish. I get lost ALL the time. Damnit.
Just stand confident, tall and straight. Don’t break your back in attempt to show more boobage. It doesn’t work.