Alright.. I killed our fish. Blackie Chan was really sweet while he was with us. Unfortunately we went out of town & I forgot to hire a babysitter. Everyone keeps saying, “I’m not surprised” and “Andy thinks it’s a good idea to get you a kitten?” I told Alexis that was like comparing apples & oranges. She didn’t understand that so I explained to her that you can’t compare two very different things. A kitty will be like meow meow mommy feed me but a fish will be like bubble bubble float. not the same. Andy said he’s glad I think it’s so comical… Dad’s still taking it pretty hard.
Needless to say I think that the kitten would have killed him eventually. I’m not a cold hearted bitch, I just couldn’t handle gagging while I cleaned his bowl every other day. All good things come to an end.
I saw this idea on Pinterest & thought, “Oh, Blackie-Chan would LOVE this!”
But then my wife/meow meow asked me if I thought Blackie might feel like he’s getting roasted. I really hope he wouldn’t. I am just trying to spice up his life, you know? When its sunny outside I move his bowl to the windowsill in the kitchen & he gets sooo happy. It’s pretty cute, except the sun makes his bowl a giant magnifying glass for every particle of shit he’s swimming in. Whatever dude. I cleaned it 4 days ago – Get over it & be grateful for what you have.
My hopes are that he would enjoy the floating candles, and maybe mistake them for his own personal sunshine. Or jesus. Thoughts?