You May Be Pretty & You May Be Talented..

“You may be pretty, and you may be talented, but nobody will remember that if you’re mean.”

tumblr_mky84vu8Mh1r9164to1_1280Today I’m making space to be silly. You know what they say, when we’re not feeling our best we tend to show the worst. And I’ll be honest.. when I’m sick, hungry, or tired I can be a bit of a brizzle. It’s one of my flaws & I work on it everyday. Since I am still recovering from the flu I solemnly swear to be on my best & silliest behavior today.

I’m a firm believer that when you can be lighthearted during serious daily duties you attract positive energy. Plus, they say that laughter can heal. On this beautiful Tuesday you’ll catch me making lame jokes & origami out of tissues. K I’m kidding about the whole origami situation. That’s disgusting. Told you my jokes were lame :)

Happy Tuesday, don’t leave home without your smile (cheesy guys, I know)

Secret Looks

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“If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.” -Richard Burton

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“I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning it is as good as they are going to feel all day.” -Frank Sinatra

(Sinatra with the beautiful Ava Gardner in 1951)

Holi Festival of Colors SLC, Ut

If my best friend wasn’t en route to my abode for the weekend I’d be experiencing this in my hometown today. But I don’t have any room to complain — next year we’ll be there twirling in the colors, basking in free hugs & feeling the buzz of Springs energy at the Holi Festival 2013.

Until then, we’ll recreate it with bubbly & music in my living room. Can’t wait to see you, sissy.

Happy weekend, loves!!

Bollywood & Ass Cheeks

I don’t know if I am the only one that does this, I hope I’m not, but if I am can you just pretend I’m not so that I feel better?

Yesterday I thought I’d try & wear a cute little outfit on for school because I have been such a bum as of late. I had the perfect top and shoes but when I went to shimmy into my jeans my ass just didn’t quite fit. So that blew. But, I don’t quite understand women who are ashamed of their asses… I would be devastated if I lost mine. Anyway – Long story short I resorted to my cutest workout get up for school yesterday because my other clothes gave me muffin top or wouldn’t go above my thighs. No, I didn’t just get done with a hardcore workout – I wore my PJ’s at work all day & this is the only thing that fits. Whoops.

Today I had the most productive and positive day I have had for a while. I got all of the things that have been weighing me down done after work… and I squeezed in studying, a work out, cleaning the whole house, catching up with Andy with his boys and a bath. I was so excited to go to the gym here at our town-homes when I realized we had one (yes, we have lived here for over a month). I got in my other super cute workout outfit (I like stretchy pants) & drove to the gym. Unfortunately, my key card didn’t work for shit. I sat outside scanning a worthless piece of plastic until I decided to go home & find another route.

My next route was Comcast’s OnDemand Bollywood Dance Video. I honestly believe that if I submitted a video of me doing this dance workout it would be on tosh.o next week. I was having so much fun until I almost rolled my ankle doing the grapevine. They tell us to shake our hips, hug ourselves, let the waterfall of abundance shower us and skip like we are in a meadow or our yard. What the fuck? It was one of the best workouts I’ve had. I miraculously dodged cardiac arrest.

After that I cleaned the house while ‘Don’t Tell Me’ by Madonna blasted through the speakers. Even though I adore Madonna (and all her music until the 90’s ended) I don’t think she should have been dancing in fuck-me-pumps while she did squats combined with the spread eagle. The bitch could knock me out with her man arms BUT I think she needs to take it easy…She apparently tore her groin prior to the performance. Like girlfriend, that tore for a reason, take a break! Anyway, tomorrow I get to sleep in a little bit prior to work & then go to class. I have so much to do to in order to be where I would like/need to be for this course, so send your genius brain waves my way, loves.

If you have a shitty day tomorrow, just do a bollywood workout video you’ll feel the abundance all the way from your chest/shoulders to your left ass cheek. XOXO

Getting white girl crazy.

No More Monkeys

Apparently I ordered a DVD from Netflix without even realizing it. It’s called ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’. Movie nights are my favorite

Today when I got home I jumped on my bed. Pretty casual after-work activity for me.

Are you shocked a hot bath is running?….. You shouldn’t be. I love you dolls. xoxo