Bitchy McBitcherton

I’m sitting here in the captains chair (because the captain is sleeping) eating a bowl of rice krispies. Life is pretty good right now, minus the fact that my front door was swung open & ‘INSULATION’ was yelled in my house this morning. Oh wait, but I’m in my robe watching Mob Wives… So can you come back later?  This is a side of me people do not normally see.

The best part is the white fluffy shit (insulation) sneaking out of the spots they surely forgot to duct tape. I kid you not it is literally flying all up in my face/my cereal bowl/ALL over my living room. Lord give me strength. And a vacuum. No seriously, we don’t have one.

I wish I wasn’t such a clean-house biotch. I genuinely do. Andy had to practically carry me to bed last night because I fell asleep on the couch. When he said I should go to bed my reply was, ‘No, the bed isn’t made, so I can’t’.  Okay miss bitchy-mcbitcherton. So my sweet man went up, made the bed, and put his evil princess to bed. Reason #8479 why I love my Andy. 

Shall We Dance?

Tonight I decided to play nice with Tofu & make a teriyaki tofu bowl for dinner. It was my first time handling tofu, so I wasn’t quite sure how it would turn out. I pan fried it, and followed these instructions. It is definitely something you need to be patient with, if you rush it then it burns the outside & makes it oily. I haven’t been cooking dinner on nights that Andy works late, but I decided I need to do it even when he is gone. He doesn’t like tofu anyway, so it was a good little dinner for me, myself, and I.

After dinner I indulged in some trashy reality tv (Mob Wives, Teen Mom 2, T.I. & Tiny, just to name a few). Tomorrow is my day off and I don’t have any homework tonight. So I decided to skip the cleaning, studying, and reading for the night and just relax.

I’ve been trying to keep my nails natural, but I love nail polish too much. I am itching for Spring and pastel colors are my favorite right now. I tried this new pattern, which was super easy. The pink coat was the first one I did. Then I did the blue on top a couple of hours after. I wanted to make sure they were completely dry before I added the next coat, if not they tend to bubble. I didn’t use tape because I didn’t have any at home — But I didn’t have a problem keeping a steady hand. What are some of your favorite colors lately?

Bottom pink coat: ‘Shell We Dance?’ by Sally Hansen 

Top blue coat: ‘Havana Dreams’ Sephora by OPI 


I want to end on a more serious note tonight. I’ve seen some videos of kids with the genetic disease called Progeria, meaning “prematurely old.” I feel like a lot of people don’t understand what the disease does — and that these children are simply trying to live a normal life. I saw this video and it truly touched my heart. By far one of the best I have seen. I hope you have the same feelings towards it.

All my love, B